Gaben Bio

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style="font-size: 100px">Our lord and saviour Gaben.

IN THE BEGINNING: THERE WAS ONLY GABEN

ON THE FIRST DAY HE FOUNDED VALVE WITH HIS JESUS: ROBIN WALKER

ON THE SECOND DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE.

ON THE THIRD DAY HE ALREADY HAD FOLLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE AT GEARBOX MADE EXPANSIONS. GABEN WAS PLEASED.

ON THE FOURTH DAY GABEN MADE TEAM FORTRESS WITH SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS, OTHER SOURCES SAY THAT THE FOLLOWERS ONLY MADE IT BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIE.

ON THE FIFTH DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE 2. MORTALS HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND MADE MODIFICATIONS. THUS THE SOURCE ENGINE VERSIONS OF COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT WERE RELEASED. AFTER SEVERAL VALVE HOURS, GABEN HAS GAVE BIRTH TO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE ONE.

ON THE SIXTH DAY HE MADE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND PORTAL AND THE LONG AWAITED HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 2. PORTAL 2 CAME OUT JUST BEFORE VALVE MIDNIGHT. NOW WE WAIT.

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  3. Xbox Juan
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  5. Ps2
  6. Ps3
  7. Ps4
  8. Wii
  9. Wii U
  10. Mac
  11. Apple

Rules

Help people below 60 fps ascend,

No console peasants

Convert the peasants

Prayer

Dear Our lord Gaben

As the day falls we pray to thy lord

We thank you for all of the sales and hope for more

And forgive us when we rage quit,

As we forgive those who aimbot against us,

And lead us not into scamnation

Undeliver us a Battle Scarred,

May our frame rates be high,

and our tempatures low

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